beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

image

(Quelle: michaxl, via lonewolfxinlove)

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via lonewolfxinlove)

how I tell stories

  • me: and then she was like
  • me: and im like
  • me: but then shes like
  • me: then theyre like
  • me: so i was like
  • me: yeah like
  • me: i know like
  • me: ye

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

(via headache--again)

Timestamp: 1398028305

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via wirelesson)