burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via strich-oder-schlussstrich)

  • Die gute Nachricht: Nichts bleibt für immer.
  • Die schlechte Nachricht: Nichts bleibt für immer.

-letlive:

Being As An Ocean - The Hardest Part Is Forgetting Those You Swore You Would Never Forget.

 

(via alex-baao)

Timestamp: 1406162988

north-kane:

Being as an Ocean // Dear G-d

(via alex-baao)

Timestamp: 1406162882

Anonym:
hi i'm an unimportant message

Omfg, it worked!
But hey, you’re important.
And you made me smile, carpe diem!

eiskaltes-wintermaedchen:

Auf Drogen & Depressionen eine Religionsprobe geschrieben. Naja der Satz meiner Lehrerin ganz unten ist schon irgendwie süß.

(via snow-white-s-one)

Timestamp: 1406162515

arainbowunicornpoop:

You know you are fucked, if you find this in your daughters room…

(via lebensgigant)

Timestamp: 1406162410

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Quelle: clarkchan1211, via yessitopia)

Timestamp: 1406162193

leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

(Quelle: toptumbles, via lebensgigant)

Timestamp: 1406161959

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Quelle: studip, via nx-xne-tx-replace-yxu)